So my sister gave me a flash drive. Some of these files are from 100 years in the future. They claim to be multiple gigs in size, despite this being 1gb drive. There are multiple folders of this. They are all labelled as “harry potter and the deathly hallows disk (#)”.
Do i own a cursed flash drive
“This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!”
Tina Fey’s photobombs.
GERALD HENDERSON PASSES IT TO A LADY’S FACE
i can not and will not stop thinking about this
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
i found a threatening bookmark
THEY GAVE THIS TO ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
IM SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE ONE DAY
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE CARD
i believe in hate at first sight
daniel radcliffe looking more like harry potter than when he was harry potter